1- Chocolate treats me the same no matter what shape I am in.
2- I’m yet to meet a chocolate piece I didn’t like. Unfortunately the same can’t be said for men.
3- I don’t feel the need to dress up or get pretty for a date with chocolate.
4- Chocolate always seems to want me.
5- I always seem to want chocolate.
6- Chocolate doesn’t play games. It is what it is, it always tastes like I want it to, and it never makes me guess what is going on.
7- It seems like chocolate can read my mind. If I want to eat it, it is there for me to eat. If I don’t want to deal with it, it leaves me alone.
8- Chocolate is never racist or offensive. It loves all colors : )
9- I have never waited for chocolate to call. Not once.
10- Chocolate doesn’t care if I shave my legs or not.
11- I can enjoy chocolate in whatever form I wish--cookie, drink, ice cream topping, pure, etc.
12- Chocolate never wants to have DTRs.
13- Chocolate doesn't care if I admire other abdominal pieces.
14- Chocolate is consistent. Thank goodness for preservatives.
15- Chocolate doesn't prefer my sister or use me to get to her. It likes me just the way I am.
This is just a joke, used to kill time and avoid homework. All the same, I LOVE chocolate! Yay! (PS- I do like men and think they are wonderful, just in case there is any... offense or question haha).
